Monthly Archives: February 2013

To re-pipe or unblock?

I was renovating my home and needed to have the plumbing done. My drains seemed to be constantly blocking up so a friend recommended I try calling Drain Unblocking Melbourne as he had previously used their service and said they were excellent. I gave them a call they suggested their Drain Camera and CCTV Inspection services. It sounded a little extensive to me and they assured me that if it was possible to find the cause of the problem it would be a lot quicker and affordable than replacing plumbing. They sent out one of their workers to inspect my drainage and they returned an hour later with a large van that had Drain Camera Inspections Melbourne written down the side. The guys spent a few hours trying to locate the blockage and when they finally did they told me they would need to speak with their boss about the clearing procedure.

After a quick phone call the contractor returned and said because the plumbing was so old, they recommended I replace a few pipes, but did not have to replace all of them. They got straight to work and had the issue resolved in a matter of hours. By the time the afternoon rolled around the plumbers were exhausted so I invited the contractors into the air conditioned house for a cold beer and a bite to eat. They told me that the pipes were fixed and I was assured that I wouldn’t have any trouble with drainage for a long time.This was music to my ears. Blocked Sewer Melbourne did a fantastic job.

I love the new dog walker, and her walking abilities

I can hardly keep up with gideon at the best of times, as he has the energy of a much fitter dog. He’s a big dog; Greater Swiss Mountain Dog to be precise, and he runs like a horse and drinks gallons of water each and every day. I don’t know how I’ve been able to almost keep up with his walking abilities for this long. I’m a bit of an old man now, almost 40 and I don’t think that anyone but the fittest dog walker Melbourne would be able to handle him. luckily, I’ve found such a person. She was the best person they had; came highly recommended, and I loved her to pieces. Gideon fell madly in love as well. As Shakespeare would say he “fell not too quickly, but too deep”.

I love old will, but I love my dog Gideon more. He’s something of a mystery to me sometimes, as he will often go into the backyard and not talk to me for days. He’d be writing, or doing some of his music, and I won’t even see him for hours at a time. It’s so sad to think that he has this life that I don’t know bout, but I suppose he is getting to be that age; he wants his own space, and doesn’t like to hang out with me any more. I’m not cool enough for him. The dog walkers Melbourne are cool though, and he’ll hang out with them all day and all night. I once saw him drawing a little fantasy walk between him and the other walkers. I thought that one walker would be enough for him, but I guess not. The dog walking Melbourne service is also something of a mystery to me: how can they do such great work at such great prices? It baffles me, is what it does.

I am on my way, with my new IT network

We need to go broker a deal with some warring factions in Cherves, and we’ll be there for up to a week. I wonder what kind of information we can get there, as well as on our way there. With our increased efficiency in the OS, we can now do so many more functions while we are in Jump. It used to be such a boring time, going over old info files, and working through possible seller’s, but now there is so much more; all thanks to the wonderful job that the IT services Melbourne team did for us here on the Herring. I’m actually quite proud of the name that I got for my ship. It’s a play on red herring, since we are dressed as Letter ships. I know that’s not really accurate, but it’s all to do with deception, so I thought it kind of worked. It also kind of worked because the name that the AITI guys use for the group of thieves and fraudsters is BAS (Brokers And Skimmers). Get it, it’s to do with fish in general. I know that neither of them on their own are that good, but together I think it makes Herring a good choice for the ship’s name.

The Herring has recently been outfitted with state of the art IT systems Melbourne, so that we can prevent any more crashes of the system (mostly due to data overload. We’ve had a good few months), and to safely and securely back up all of our data, for retrieval if and when we need it. If we wanted to, and the feds got after us, we could just erase it all, fill it with the fake Letter ship info, and pretend we are legitimate. Then, when we are released, we can get the data back, thanks to IT solutions Melbourne.

We need to get the signs

We need to get the most out of the advertising and marketing opportunities than we can. I know that we have one of the largest and most recognisable ships in the subsector, possibly the galaxy, and you’re telling me that we don’t want to put any of our things on the ship? That we don’t want any signage Perth? We need to make the most out of this stuff, and get our name and ace out there into the galaxy. I want to tell him all this, but he won’t listen to me. He’s still mad about the cool room situation, even after we both apologized more than half a dozen time on half a dozen occasions. We don’t know what else to do, Damien and I, so we’ll just push through and do the best jobs that we can, whatever they may be. I want the signwriters Perth to see the ship, and to try and convince the captain themselves. Maybe they’ll have better luck with it than I did. I hope they do anyway, so that we can make the most of this chance that the Gods have given us.

I hope that the way we see this ship as it is now, is the last time that we see it like this. I hope that there is nothing but signs on the ship when I get back. The signwriting Perth crew are here for a meeting with the captain and the first mate. They are going to try and convince the captain that we need to get some signage up in this place, and I totally agree. Nick the accountant is also there, so he can help be on the side of victory, wherever side that may be. I’m not too sure if I like him or not. He might be just like me, so maybe that’s why I don’t quite trust him.

I want to get the toolboxes ready

I want to be able to get the toolboxes ready for a big day out tomorrow. I will be taking them to the local zoo so that they can lap up the life of luxury, and see what life is like for the captive animals that people start at all day. I wonder how good it is for their health. One of the aluminium toolboxes, Greg, said that he likes what he does, holding the tools in my ute, but that he wants to lead his own life too. He said that once he was old enough, he’ll move to the big city, and see about living a big fancy life there. I don’t know how well he’ll do, but I want to wish him the very best of luck. In a few years, he won’t be holding someone’s tools anymore. He’ll have lots of people under him to do that for him, while he goes to fancy parties, and hobnobs with the pig wigs. I hope that that made sense to the lesser class, as they might not exactly “get” my sense of humour. It’s very dry, like a lamb’s bone, but course, like a lambs teeth. The ute toolboxes Melbourne laugh at most of my jokes, but then again, I never tell jokes. The one time did, they sort of laughed, so that’s what I go with every time.

The very best thing that I can do, at this point in my life, is to let the aluminium toolboxes Melbourne do what they want. They all want different things, so I want them to be happy doing those different things. One of them wants to start a band, with all the tools in his box. I said that he might run into a few problems, in regards to opposable thumbs, and mouths, but they were so determined to go through with it. Their first album, Tools and The Box, is available at all good music retailers, and most of the bad ones.

The new limo is fantastic

I love the new model of limo that the limo hire Melbourne car company got. It is a brilliant sedan model, the top of its range. I loved the interior, since the minibar has called to me since it’s been legally acceptable for that to happen, and not a day before, right kids? Kids?…

The limo is as a fantastic as I imagine it to be and nothing less than perfect. I want her up and ready to go so that I can be driven when we want it to be driven. I will be hiring a chauffeur to be driving the car while we, the family and I, will be in the back, soaking up the luxury and the envious looks that invariably come with it. I hope that the world at large isn’t too jealous about everything that we stand for because in all seriousness, we don’t really stand for that. I am a simple grocer, and my family struggles to get by sometimes. We have our downs, like anyone, and we also have ups; this being one of the best ups that we’ve ever had. We were so lucky to be able to get aboard the limousines Melbourne and to ride it for a full night. I don’t know what my father would say if he could see me right now. I’d like to think that he’d be happy for me, and for my family. His grandkids miss him so much. I don’t know what they without him to play with them every week. I’m so proud of how well they’ve handled it all. The eldest, Bianca, is only 9, and she’s the strongest person I know, apart from Brenda, my wife. The stretch limo hire Melbourne was one of the best gifts that my dad could have given us, before the accident. I’m so sad he can’t be here, to taste the champagne, but I know he would have loved it.

Mum won’t clean because bond cleaning will do it for her

The man who owns the house we live in told my daddy to have someone called bond cleaning Brisbane come to our house to clean for us. I think that is a strange idea because mum will be able to do the cleaning when she gets back from her holiday. Daddy keeps telling me that mum won’t be coming back, but I know that holidays don’t last forever and that she will come home again soon. When I say this, daddy gets very sad and I think it’s because he misses her. I don’t mean to make my daddy sad, so I am careful not to talk about her too much but sometimes I do talk about her accidentally.

We are going to live with my Nanny and Pop and are moving in tomorrow. Daddy says that because we are leaving our house, it has been cleaned by professionals and that is why the end of lease cleaning Brisbane cleaners are coming to clean. I think that is also why mum does not have to clean the house anymore. She probably won’t have to clean very much at Nanny and Pop’s house either-Nanny does all the cleaning there. Daddy says that the day we move into Nanny and Pop’s house is the same day the move out cleaning Brisbane cleaners will come to clean our house, except it won’t be our house anymore because someone else will move in there. I will miss our old house, and the swing daddy built for me, but I think it will be fun to live with Nanny and Pop because Nanny always reads me stories and Pop lets me help him in the garden.

I am on the way with my battery pack

I just got a jump start from a very nice man with a portable car battery who was so helpful. He said that I should get one of my own, and I’m inclined to agree with him. I hope that he can give me what i need, and then I’ll be able to charge my own car. I know that these things aren’t that expensive, and now that I have a place to go, and someone to speak to (Mike, down on 5th street) I can go and see what all the fuss is about, with these car chargers.

Man, I really see what the fuss is about with these car chargers. I love these things, and I bought three of them today already. I know that my best friend and her boyfriend will love to get one of these for themselves. I know that it will make a great stocking stuffer for the parents back home, and for my little brother, as he’s getting his first car on the 20th of the month. It’s so exciting, and I’m glad that I’m able to help. These things are only 4.6kg s as well, so it’s so easy to fit them in the glove box of your car, or just on the boot. Either way, you’ll want a battery pack, for yourself and for your loved ones.

I know that, three months on, I’m still just as in love with the jump starter pack as ever. I never thought that I could be in love with an inanimate object, but I really am. It has helped me to get from A to B without all the hassle that goes with going through C when the going gets tough. The going can get going now, without any sort of C route in between. In a weird sort of way, I’m saying that I like the portable batteries.

A happy roommate with great catering

My roommates loves food, it’s his favorite thing in the world. He will eat pretty much anything, there isn’t anything that I have seen him turn down. He once ate a pie off the floor, he went out to some bakery far away and dropped it on the ground. Instead of just scooping it up and putting it in the trash, he went to get a fork. He sat on that floor and ate that pie until it was all gone. At the very least I would have expected him to pick it up and put on a plate. I don’t know if that would make me feel any better about it or not. Probably not actually, then that would have creeped me out more. I told him I was getting married and he was pretty happy for me. He asked if we were getting wedding catering Melbourne to handle the food situation. I put him mind at ease and let him know that catering Melbourne would indeed be the one providing the food.

He did a little dance of joy, I kid you not. He was more excited for the wedding than I was. I’m sure he was happy for me, but not as happy as he was to be able to taste finger food catering Melbourne again. He had attended his sisters wedding a few months ago and raved about how amazing the food was. Of course he had eaten too much and gotten himself sick, but he didn’t seem to mind. He wrapped up enough food to eat for a week and went through it in a few days. It’s a wonder he’s as thin as he is considering his diet.

Ute toolboxes are a great place to hide

When I was about ten years old, I decided that I did not want to go to school, so when I was pushed out of the door in the morning, instead of walking down the street, I headed for the garage where my dad’s ute was waiting for him. I climbed into one of his ute toolboxes Melbourne and waited for him to start the engine and head off to work. I must have fallen asleep when I was in there because I had no recollection of the truck driving away before the toolbox was opened at dad’s work site. I remember firstly being stunned and blinded by the sudden light exposure. When I my eyes adjusted to the sunlight, I was shocked to see an unfamiliar man looking back at me, and he seemed just as surprised to see me as I was to see him.

I heard him call my dad’s name, and waited in contempt of the scolding I expected. I had managed to stay undetected in the aluminium toolboxes Melbourne for some time, and in itself, that was an accomplishment. When my dad saw me, however, he began to laugh. Both the strange man and I were confused by this reaction, but my dad explained that he had once hidden in the boot of his old man’s car to avoid school as well, and had been disappointed when his dad marched him back to the school gate. My dad decided that as long as I kept out of trouble and didn’t call mum that I would be allowed the rest of the day off.

I solemnly swore that I would adhere to my dad’s conditions and climbed onto the roof racks and bars to watch my dad work.